Another Shazzy-cares concepts 2021...
😀😀😀Laugh out your sorrows in 2021..
1. The difference between BATHROOM 🚿and BAFFROOM …………….. In BATHROOM, one can take a cute selfie. But in BAFFROOM, hmmm hmmmmm! If your soap falls on the floor, just forget it!😅😅😅 .
2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70….. First Bank! My God will fight for me o!!!☹😭☹ .
3. -When your girlfriend Posts “Real men are born in March”, But you were born in October My brother, I understand . E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop…☹😅😅. .
4. -When girls run out of cosmetics the next thing they will update is….. “MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL NATURAL”. And you think you are deceiving Me Abi….? .
5.-Borday: I heard u now work at the bakery.? Akpos: oh yes. I started last week. Borday: but you have never brought any bread home. Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who works at the mortuary, have you brought any dead body home before? .
6. -Can someone, please deposit money into my First Bank Account. I want to know if my alert is still working….😇😝🙃.
7.-When a girl upload a beautiful photo. Her main boyfriend will just like and comment briefly such like”Beautiful”or “Cute”. But awon ABELEJAYAN ( aspiring boyfriends) will be shouting wow wow wow, wow like police siren..😇😇😃 .
8.-Some girls don’t go to the gym, but look physically fit because of running from one man to another….💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 .
9-Dear Bae, if you want to cheat on me, please, do it with someone I can beat… Don’t hurt me twice….🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 .
10 -Onitsha babes are very funny, you will meet them in a taxi. You pay taxi fare for them and buy them Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will watch them save your name as TAXI YOGHURT.🙀😿 .
11-Someone updated: “Rape is not a sin, it’s just a surprise sex”. I commented, “may your sisters & wife be surprised by men”. He blocked me. Did I say anything bad?🤷🏻♂🤷🏻♂ .
12-This is pure wickedness! how can i beg my neigbour for one spoon of salt and she told me dat her mum counted it::::wetin dat one mean?🙆🏻♂🙆🏻♂ .
13-If u r fighting with an osha boy and all of a sudden he leaves the fight and start running around shouting “Nna eeh! Nna eeh” flee before he complete third nna eeh.. Don’t say I didn’t warn u..... if u like take advice.💆🏻♂💆🏻♂ .
14-Boyfriend that cannot slap soldier for his girlfriend, is that one a boyfriend?..... Ladies are u with me?👲🏻 .
15-First day she leaves her top and towel at your place, 2nd day she leaves shoes and jacket, 3rd day she leaves her make up kit. Congratulations my brother you now have a wife.👫 .
16 -That awkward moment when the 5 Star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #1500. You’ll start explaining and describing coke like “I mean coke… Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral type.. I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi…. The one Coca- Cola produces”...... Shazzy too talk abi?🤷🏻♂🚶🏻 .
17-Bet9ja will break guys heart. They will still forgive and play again But your woman do u small thing, U tight your mind like lucky dube dread. #Why?👴🏻😧😃 .
18-I don’t know why some people would just be making noise about their hustle. You hustle reach Judas? The Nigga sold Jesus Christ oh! Which hustle reach that 1 abeg?😎🤠😎 ..
19-Some #Girls are funny sha, you know you have #Big_Tommy and you will Wear High Waist Pants and Tucking your Shirts, thereby making your shape look like #Gotv Remote… Aunty pls dont stone me.... ah beg😎🤓 .
20-Your #Boyfriend is on Facebook telling other #Girls he’s Single and you here calling him “Le Boo” “Le Boo.” You are “Le Fool.”😀😀😀 .
21-If a #Yoruba_Guy , takes u Home to meet his #Parents and on getting there they Tap, him to come inside with them while you are waiting alone in the Living Room… #Aunty_mi , just forget it, you have lost a Husband…🙆🏻🙆🏻 .
22-Just b’cos of a Fine # Usher_Girl , u dropped all ur #Money in the #Ofering_Tray … Now u are looking for Lift…🚕🚕 .
23-Hahaha…. Orisirisi…. I just saw #Aboki doing Conductor @ Obalende He dey shout “Obuualeyyyndey obuualeyyyndeh”😇😃😄 .
24-Seriously #Yahoo_Boys , should be Celebrated, # Politicians take our #Money go #Overseas… #Yahoo_Boys bring it back Home👏🏻🤝👏🏻 ..
25-Even #Break-Up is not as Painful as seeing ur Neighbor having # Light when u don’t have… #Chaiii🌕 .
26-You want to be Taken Out every Weekend… My #Sister are you a #Dust_Bin?🙀😷 .
27-So, you borrowed ₦100 from MTN to Vote for someone to win ₦25million in BBN? Please, let us not argue this matter too much, Just give me your Address, I want to come and beat you in your house so you can receive sense.🚕👋🏻😰 .
28-When a #Girl says “Good Night”, she says Good Night to You only… So don’t bother her if you, still see her Online..😫😜 .
29-Some #Guys , don’t really know their Girlfriend Face, because they are dating #Make_Up_Promoters … Lemme come nd be going joor🏃🏻🚶🏻 .
30-Abeg make una see me see wahala o.
“I attended a burial of my friend’s grand father yesterday but their tradition is that,
at every burial ceremony, an old man would come out and announce the next person to die, so the old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die…
I tell you since yesterday we are still here at the burial ooh and I supposed to go to work today o….👨🏻👀 .
31-All you married women that will see a pretty lady standing under a very hot sun and refuse to give her a lift,
don’t worry, your husband is coming to pick her…👫 ..
32. -At the #ATM after waiting for 2hours on the Queue, and finally is ur turn den u realized u r holding ur Voter’s Card… The #Witches in ur village will just whisper in ur Ear… #Is_Our_Work oooO💼👨🏻💻👩🏻💻👨🏻🌾
1. The difference between BATHROOM 🚿and BAFFROOM …………….. In BATHROOM, one can take a cute selfie. But in BAFFROOM, hmmm hmmmmm! If your soap falls on the floor, just forget it!😅😅😅 .
2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70….. First Bank! My God will fight for me o!!!☹😭☹ .
3. -When your girlfriend Posts “Real men are born in March”, But you were born in October My brother, I understand . E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop…☹😅😅. .
4. -When girls run out of cosmetics the next thing they will update is….. “MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL NATURAL”. And you think you are deceiving Me Abi….? .
5.-Borday: I heard u now work at the bakery.? Akpos: oh yes. I started last week. Borday: but you have never brought any bread home. Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who works at the mortuary, have you brought any dead body home before? .
6. -Can someone, please deposit money into my First Bank Account. I want to know if my alert is still working….😇😝🙃.
7.-When a girl upload a beautiful photo. Her main boyfriend will just like and comment briefly such like”Beautiful”or “Cute”. But awon ABELEJAYAN ( aspiring boyfriends) will be shouting wow wow wow, wow like police siren..😇😇😃 .
8.-Some girls don’t go to the gym, but look physically fit because of running from one man to another….💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 .
9-Dear Bae, if you want to cheat on me, please, do it with someone I can beat… Don’t hurt me twice….🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 .
10 -Onitsha babes are very funny, you will meet them in a taxi. You pay taxi fare for them and buy them Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will watch them save your name as TAXI YOGHURT.🙀😿 .
11-Someone updated: “Rape is not a sin, it’s just a surprise sex”. I commented, “may your sisters & wife be surprised by men”. He blocked me. Did I say anything bad?🤷🏻♂🤷🏻♂ .
12-This is pure wickedness! how can i beg my neigbour for one spoon of salt and she told me dat her mum counted it::::wetin dat one mean?🙆🏻♂🙆🏻♂ .
13-If u r fighting with an osha boy and all of a sudden he leaves the fight and start running around shouting “Nna eeh! Nna eeh” flee before he complete third nna eeh.. Don’t say I didn’t warn u..... if u like take advice.💆🏻♂💆🏻♂ .
14-Boyfriend that cannot slap soldier for his girlfriend, is that one a boyfriend?..... Ladies are u with me?👲🏻 .
15-First day she leaves her top and towel at your place, 2nd day she leaves shoes and jacket, 3rd day she leaves her make up kit. Congratulations my brother you now have a wife.👫 .
16 -That awkward moment when the 5 Star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #1500. You’ll start explaining and describing coke like “I mean coke… Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral type.. I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi…. The one Coca- Cola produces”...... Shazzy too talk abi?🤷🏻♂🚶🏻 .
17-Bet9ja will break guys heart. They will still forgive and play again But your woman do u small thing, U tight your mind like lucky dube dread. #Why?👴🏻😧😃 .
18-I don’t know why some people would just be making noise about their hustle. You hustle reach Judas? The Nigga sold Jesus Christ oh! Which hustle reach that 1 abeg?😎🤠😎 ..
19-Some #Girls are funny sha, you know you have #Big_Tommy and you will Wear High Waist Pants and Tucking your Shirts, thereby making your shape look like #Gotv Remote… Aunty pls dont stone me.... ah beg😎🤓 .
20-Your #Boyfriend is on Facebook telling other #Girls he’s Single and you here calling him “Le Boo” “Le Boo.” You are “Le Fool.”😀😀😀 .
21-If a #Yoruba_Guy , takes u Home to meet his #Parents and on getting there they Tap, him to come inside with them while you are waiting alone in the Living Room… #Aunty_mi , just forget it, you have lost a Husband…🙆🏻🙆🏻 .
22-Just b’cos of a Fine # Usher_Girl , u dropped all ur #Money in the #Ofering_Tray … Now u are looking for Lift…🚕🚕 .
23-Hahaha…. Orisirisi…. I just saw #Aboki doing Conductor @ Obalende He dey shout “Obuualeyyyndey obuualeyyyndeh”😇😃😄 .
24-Seriously #Yahoo_Boys , should be Celebrated, # Politicians take our #Money go #Overseas… #Yahoo_Boys bring it back Home👏🏻🤝👏🏻 ..
25-Even #Break-Up is not as Painful as seeing ur Neighbor having # Light when u don’t have… #Chaiii🌕 .
26-You want to be Taken Out every Weekend… My #Sister are you a #Dust_Bin?🙀😷 .
27-So, you borrowed ₦100 from MTN to Vote for someone to win ₦25million in BBN? Please, let us not argue this matter too much, Just give me your Address, I want to come and beat you in your house so you can receive sense.🚕👋🏻😰 .
28-When a #Girl says “Good Night”, she says Good Night to You only… So don’t bother her if you, still see her Online..😫😜 .
29-Some #Guys , don’t really know their Girlfriend Face, because they are dating #Make_Up_Promoters … Lemme come nd be going joor🏃🏻🚶🏻 .
30-Abeg make una see me see wahala o.
“I attended a burial of my friend’s grand father yesterday but their tradition is that,
at every burial ceremony, an old man would come out and announce the next person to die, so the old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die…
I tell you since yesterday we are still here at the burial ooh and I supposed to go to work today o….👨🏻👀 .
31-All you married women that will see a pretty lady standing under a very hot sun and refuse to give her a lift,
don’t worry, your husband is coming to pick her…👫 ..
32. -At the #ATM after waiting for 2hours on the Queue, and finally is ur turn den u realized u r holding ur Voter’s Card… The #Witches in ur village will just whisper in ur Ear… #Is_Our_Work oooO💼👨🏻💻👩🏻💻👨🏻🌾
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