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©SHAZZY_CARES 2021...LAF & FORGET WHERE YOU KEPT UR PHONE..๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ’‹

Updated!  ..Shazzy_cares 2021 Laf nd forget where you kept ur phone..๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ– 1. When i was a kid, pussy means Cat,๐Ÿˆ ..Sex means Gender๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ‘ง‍๐Ÿ‘ฆ, Dick was always a Name๐Ÿ‘ฌ, And Bang was a Sound๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป; What really is wrong with this generation๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀?? 2. You drank garri twice today, Buy #100 card get #10mb, come online they post..... "YOU KNOW SAY ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ถMONI NO BE PROBLEM๐Ÿ’ฐ... My dear are you Physically & mentally sound???๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป‍♂ 3.You fit pay #1000 enter club, but for church na #20 be your highest Offering..... My dear your mata don comot from God hand o!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜† 4. You always drag the front sit in a Bus๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿš• whereas The ⛪church back sit is always your comfort zone๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿป‍♂.... God dey watch you...say Amen..☹๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ƒ 5. Before, I use to avoid "LOL" like Ebola, because i heard its meaning was ๐Ÿ‘นLucifer Our Lord๐Ÿ‘บ... But ever since this Nkechi told me the real meaning, am always like..... -Are you laughing at me...Lol๐Ÿ˜€ -when will you stop laughing at me...๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Lol -...

ANOTHER SHAZZY-CARES CONCEPTS 2021... (✅ Updated)

Another Shazzy-cares concepts 2021... ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€Laugh out your sorrows in 2021..  1. The difference between BATHROOM ๐Ÿšฟand BAFFROOM …………….. In BATHROOM, one can take a cute selfie. But in BAFFROOM, hmmm hmmmmm! If your soap falls on the floor, just forget it!๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… . 2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70….. First Bank! My God will fight for me o!!!☹๐Ÿ˜ญ☹ .  3. -When your girlfriend Posts “Real men are born in March”, But you were born in October My brother, I understand . E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop…☹๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…. . ...