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1. When i was a kid, pussy means Cat,🐈 ..Sex means Gender👨‍👧‍👦, Dick was always a Name👬, And Bang was a Sound👏🏻; What really is wrong with this generation🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀??

2. You drank garri twice today, Buy #100 card get #10mb, come online they post..... "YOU KNOW SAY 💸💶MONI NO BE PROBLEM💰... My dear are you Physically & mentally sound???🙅🏻‍♂

3.You fit pay #1000 enter club, but for church na #20 be your highest Offering..... My dear your mata don comot from God hand o!😀😅😆

4. You always drag the front sit in a Bus🚌🚕 whereas The ⛪church back sit is always your comfort zone💆🏻💆🏻‍♂.... God dey watch you...say Amen..☹😒😃

5. Before, I use to avoid "LOL" like Ebola, because i heard its meaning was 👹Lucifer Our Lord👺... But ever since this Nkechi told me the real meaning, am always like.....
-Are you laughing at me...Lol😀
-when will you stop laughing at me...😃😃 Lol
-No worry wen ah catch you for street...😅Lol
-you go knw where you dey...Lolzzzzzzz😀😃😂

6. Sometimes, me no dey understand people o....Hw person go come facebook come dey post "JUST TRYING TO BE MYSELF, 100% ME, I'M ALWAYS MY SELF....Aunty o! Brother o!, does it mean you dont knw ursef again???🤷🏻‍♂😃😃😃

7. Just met this gal🏌‍♀🏌‍♀ on the street nd shes already asking me to make her 🌧wet when she 🚶🏻‍♀comes over to my 🏠place...Nd me was like, Make you wet keh..okay o! I promise i will always make you wet🌧⛈, inshut making people wet🌧 is my hubbie😘... Ah don reach hauz🏠 nw carry my last card💸 go buy Three 25liter paints of Water🛢🛢🛢 keep dem for set, dey wait am....Make in try show here today, i will show her am a real Man💪🏻💪🏻..

8. Dangote did not send "I LOVE YOU JESUS❤❣" to 25 people👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 before he got rich💰💰, so you better stop disturbing me or I will caurse you🤜🤜🚶🏻...

9. Marriage😍👫 is like Jamb...
you will be admiring UNN nd UNIBEN but last last you end of at RIVCAS POLY....lolz😀😃... Omo shazzy u too talk.

10. Salary #20k,💸 phone #400k,💶 weavon #30k💸. And you still go to church and be asking God for a miracle🌱🌿, when you are already performing magic.... Aunty magician👣.

11. Never insult or challenge👅🖕🏻the woman who cooks ur food🍷🍲...... only #20 can buy a Rat poison💊💊..

12. Some have bae👫 but cannot cheat🚶🏻, some can cheat🚶🏻 but have no bae👫, i have bae👫 and i can uhn..uhm uhm uhm.to God Amen..... wetin u wan hear🤷🏻‍♂...Amebo

13. Guyz pls🙏🏻🙏🏻, if you are dating my future WIFE👫plz🙏🏻, take it easy on her... Even if she say "Hit me baby, Hit me harder, or even Scater d place for me baby, Abeg no mind her o! Na small pikin👱🏻‍♀ dey worry am...🙏🏻

14. I think Garri🥓 nd Groundnut🥜, should also be added to the first aid box📦.... Why because it has been saving lives since 1960..... hu is with me on this one???😀😁😅

15. I never knew the definition of stupidity until my teacher🕺🏻 asked ekaite 1+1 nd she said she didnt copy the Note complete..😫😂😃

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16. Some galz👩🏻‍🔧 be like, baby pls am sorry i dont know how to cook🍚 because my mummy didnt teach me.... Eah but hu You thought you doggie style???..😡😖😜

17. If you tell ladies to stop putting on all this artificial makeups they will not hear💂🏻‍♀..... I was just passing on my own o!🚶🏻 wen i heard "gbagarai gaii!n" On the floor, nd i even thought it was a tray dat fell from a business woman's table, not knowing that it was a lady🙇🏻‍♀and her stainless jeweries...

18. If you dont knw, knw nw...Condoms are for weak ass men💆🏻‍♂, real men go natural and pulls out immediately before HIV/AIDS notices... keep decieving ursef..😀😂😅

19.After having sex with so many guyz👬👬 some gals will still be calling that place a Private part... Aunty stop decieving ur sef, Its nw a Public part...😀😃😄..Ah dey ma room, cum do ur worst. Las las, we go do our own join.. 🏃💨😁

20. Infact, you are a child of God⛪ and you are still having sex with condom... Is'nt God's protection enough for you?? Eh🤷🏻‍♂

21. Since i was born👪, till nw i am getting old🤦🏻‍♂, i have never seen a president's WIFE pregnant🤰🏻..my dear brothers and sisters have you seen???

22. You came to kidnap me with a G-wagon🏎🚘 and you are still expecting me to shout.. abeg shift ma balance joor..!😏😒

22. Everytime she is not good in bed🛏, she is not good in bed🛏..... my broda av u tried the Table, Floor, Chair....she must be good somewhere. Just stop disturbing us abeg🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻

24. some ladies will plait their hair👩🏻, thier forehead will be shinning🌕🌗 as if it uses solar energy...😅😅😂 Aaai hu stone me lah🚶🏻🤷🏻‍♂

25. Some men are like BLUETOOTH DEVICES, they will always be CONNECTED💏 when u are around, but when you are not around, they search for NEWER DEVICES💑...ladies are u with me???😂😅😂

26. How chinese people choose their kids🤰🏻 name, very simple! Just trow a pan down the staires, and listen to the sound "Ding-ping-dong-kong-wong-chung-feng"😅😅😅

27. Dont trust a gal💁🏻 who doesnt use her fathers name on social
media, my brother if she can deny her father👨🏻‍⚕ who do u tink u are???

28. This is Nigeria🇳🇬, where galz🤦🏻‍♀ borrow make-ups to visit their boyfriends hu borrowed a house from his friend..👀😜

30.. Guyz🙎🏻‍♂🙎🏻‍♂👬, in anything you do in this life, dont always insult your village people... My compound  mate just won 1m💰💰💷 In bet9ja and his galfriend💃🏻 just washed the bet slip with his trousers...End of Discussion...😢😭😥

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