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1. When i was a kid, pussy means Cat,π ..Sex means Genderπ¨π§π¦, Dick was always a Nameπ¬, And Bang was a Soundππ»; What really is wrong with this generationπ€·π»♀π€·π»♀??
2. You drank garri twice today, Buy #100 card get #10mb, come online they post..... "YOU KNOW SAY πΈπΆMONI NO BE PROBLEMπ°... My dear are you Physically & mentally sound???π π»♂
3.You fit pay #1000 enter club, but for church na #20 be your highest Offering..... My dear your mata don comot from God hand o!ππ π
4. You always drag the front sit in a Busππ whereas The ⛪church back sit is always your comfort zoneππ»ππ»♂.... God dey watch you...say Amen..☹ππ
5. Before, I use to avoid "LOL" like Ebola, because i heard its meaning was πΉLucifer Our LordπΊ... But ever since this Nkechi told me the real meaning, am always like.....
-Are you laughing at me...Lolπ
-when will you stop laughing at me...ππ Lol
-No worry wen ah catch you for street...π Lol
-you go knw where you dey...Lolzzzzzzzπππ
6. Sometimes, me no dey understand people o....Hw person go come facebook come dey post "JUST TRYING TO BE MYSELF, 100% ME, I'M ALWAYS MY SELF....Aunty o! Brother o!, does it mean you dont knw ursef again???π€·π»♂πππ
7. Just met this galπ♀π♀ on the street nd shes already asking me to make her π§wet when she πΆπ»♀comes over to my π place...Nd me was like, Make you wet keh..okay o! I promise i will always make you wetπ§⛈, inshut making people wetπ§ is my hubbieπ... Ah don reach hauzπ nw carry my last cardπΈ go buy Three 25liter paints of Waterπ’π’π’ keep dem for set, dey wait am....Make in try show here today, i will show her am a real Manπͺπ»πͺπ»..
8. Dangote did not send "I LOVE YOU JESUS❤❣" to 25 peopleπ¨π¨π§π§ before he got richπ°π°, so you better stop disturbing me or I will caurse youπ€π€πΆπ»...
9. Marriageππ« is like Jamb...
you will be admiring UNN nd UNIBEN but last last you end of at RIVCAS POLY....lolzππ... Omo shazzy u too talk.
10. Salary #20k,πΈ phone #400k,πΆ weavon #30kπΈ. And you still go to church and be asking God for a miracleπ±πΏ, when you are already performing magic.... Aunty magicianπ£.
11. Never insult or challengeπ ππ»the woman who cooks ur foodπ·π²...... only #20 can buy a Rat poisonππ..
12. Some have baeπ« but cannot cheatπΆπ», some can cheatπΆπ» but have no baeπ«, i have baeπ« and i can uhn..uhm uhm uhm.to God Amen..... wetin u wan hearπ€·π»♂...Amebo
13. Guyz plsππ»ππ», if you are dating my future WIFEπ«plzππ», take it easy on her... Even if she say "Hit me baby, Hit me harder, or even Scater d place for me baby, Abeg no mind her o! Na small pikinπ±π»♀ dey worry am...ππ»
14. I think Garriπ₯ nd Groundnutπ₯, should also be added to the first aid boxπ¦.... Why because it has been saving lives since 1960..... hu is with me on this one???πππ
15. I never knew the definition of stupidity until my teacherπΊπ» asked ekaite 1+1 nd she said she didnt copy the Note complete..π«ππ
2. You drank garri twice today, Buy #100 card get #10mb, come online they post..... "YOU KNOW SAY πΈπΆMONI NO BE PROBLEMπ°... My dear are you Physically & mentally sound???π π»♂
3.You fit pay #1000 enter club, but for church na #20 be your highest Offering..... My dear your mata don comot from God hand o!ππ π
4. You always drag the front sit in a Busππ whereas The ⛪church back sit is always your comfort zoneππ»ππ»♂.... God dey watch you...say Amen..☹ππ
5. Before, I use to avoid "LOL" like Ebola, because i heard its meaning was πΉLucifer Our LordπΊ... But ever since this Nkechi told me the real meaning, am always like.....
-Are you laughing at me...Lolπ
-when will you stop laughing at me...ππ Lol
-No worry wen ah catch you for street...π Lol
-you go knw where you dey...Lolzzzzzzzπππ
6. Sometimes, me no dey understand people o....Hw person go come facebook come dey post "JUST TRYING TO BE MYSELF, 100% ME, I'M ALWAYS MY SELF....Aunty o! Brother o!, does it mean you dont knw ursef again???π€·π»♂πππ
7. Just met this galπ♀π♀ on the street nd shes already asking me to make her π§wet when she πΆπ»♀comes over to my π place...Nd me was like, Make you wet keh..okay o! I promise i will always make you wetπ§⛈, inshut making people wetπ§ is my hubbieπ... Ah don reach hauzπ nw carry my last cardπΈ go buy Three 25liter paints of Waterπ’π’π’ keep dem for set, dey wait am....Make in try show here today, i will show her am a real Manπͺπ»πͺπ»..
8. Dangote did not send "I LOVE YOU JESUS❤❣" to 25 peopleπ¨π¨π§π§ before he got richπ°π°, so you better stop disturbing me or I will caurse youπ€π€πΆπ»...
9. Marriageππ« is like Jamb...
you will be admiring UNN nd UNIBEN but last last you end of at RIVCAS POLY....lolzππ... Omo shazzy u too talk.
10. Salary #20k,πΈ phone #400k,πΆ weavon #30kπΈ. And you still go to church and be asking God for a miracleπ±πΏ, when you are already performing magic.... Aunty magicianπ£.
11. Never insult or challengeπ ππ»the woman who cooks ur foodπ·π²...... only #20 can buy a Rat poisonππ..
12. Some have baeπ« but cannot cheatπΆπ», some can cheatπΆπ» but have no baeπ«, i have baeπ« and i can uhn..uhm uhm uhm.to God Amen..... wetin u wan hearπ€·π»♂...Amebo
13. Guyz plsππ»ππ», if you are dating my future WIFEπ«plzππ», take it easy on her... Even if she say "Hit me baby, Hit me harder, or even Scater d place for me baby, Abeg no mind her o! Na small pikinπ±π»♀ dey worry am...ππ»
14. I think Garriπ₯ nd Groundnutπ₯, should also be added to the first aid boxπ¦.... Why because it has been saving lives since 1960..... hu is with me on this one???πππ
15. I never knew the definition of stupidity until my teacherπΊπ» asked ekaite 1+1 nd she said she didnt copy the Note complete..π«ππ
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16. Some galzπ©π»π§ be like, baby pls am sorry i dont know how to cookπ because my mummy didnt teach me.... Eah but hu You thought you doggie style???..π‘ππ
17. If you tell ladies to stop putting on all this artificial makeups they will not hearππ»♀..... I was just passing on my own o!πΆπ» wen i heard "gbagarai gaii!n" On the floor, nd i even thought it was a tray dat fell from a business woman's table, not knowing that it was a ladyππ»♀and her stainless jeweries...
18. If you dont knw, knw nw...Condoms are for weak ass menππ»♂, real men go natural and pulls out immediately before HIV/AIDS notices... keep decieving ursef..πππ
19.After having sex with so many guyzπ¬π¬ some gals will still be calling that place a Private part... Aunty stop decieving ur sef, Its nw a Public part...πππ..Ah dey ma room, cum do ur worst. Las las, we go do our own join.. ππ¨π
20. Infact, you are a child of God⛪ and you are still having sex with condom... Is'nt God's protection enough for you?? Ehπ€·π»♂
21. Since i was bornπͺ, till nw i am getting oldπ€¦π»♂, i have never seen a president's WIFE pregnantπ€°π»..my dear brothers and sisters have you seen???
22. You came to kidnap me with a G-wagonππ and you are still expecting me to shout.. abeg shift ma balance joor..!ππ
22. Everytime she is not good in bedπ, she is not good in bedπ..... my broda av u tried the Table, Floor, Chair....she must be good somewhere. Just stop disturbing us abegπΆπ»πΆπ»πΆπ»
24. some ladies will plait their hairπ©π», thier forehead will be shinningππ as if it uses solar energy...π π π Aaai hu stone me lahπΆπ»π€·π»♂
25. Some men are like BLUETOOTH DEVICES, they will always be CONNECTEDπ when u are around, but when you are not around, they search for NEWER DEVICESπ...ladies are u with me???ππ π
26. How chinese people choose their kidsπ€°π» name, very simple! Just trow a pan down the staires, and listen to the sound "Ding-ping-dong-kong-wong-chung-feng"π π π
27. Dont trust a galππ» who doesnt use her fathers name on social
media, my brother if she can deny her fatherπ¨π»⚕ who do u tink u are???
28. This is Nigeriaπ³π¬, where galzπ€¦π»♀ borrow make-ups to visit their boyfriends hu borrowed a house from his friend..ππ
30.. Guyzππ»♂ππ»♂π¬, in anything you do in this life, dont always insult your village people... My compound mate just won 1mπ°π°π· In bet9ja and his galfriendππ» just washed the bet slip with his trousers...End of Discussion...π’ππ₯
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